Friday, December 5, 2008

A Way Out

The labyrinth has long stood as a powerful symbol for the tortuous duality of the human predicament. On the one hand, the labyrinth represents the delusion and entrapment that man is condemned to wander. Preeminent labyrinthologist Phillip Ambrose Walker, in his seminal work Finding the Center: The Legends and Legacies of Labyrinths, has described the structure as "embodying man's fundamental state of being lost." On the other hand, the labyrinth expresses man's ongoing pilgrimage towards meaning, discovery, and order. Contemporary labyrinth theorist Stephon Crete has described the labyrinth as "charged with a salvific magnetism on the order of man's most alluring archetypes of redemption."

In keeping with the rich, storied, and conflicting meanings of the labyrinth, we here at the Cincinnati Labyrinth Project believe that the labyrinth can serve as powerful symbol for our own more recent and more regional predicament: the delusion and entrapment we face in the Cincinnati Bengals.

Paul Brown Stadium cost Cincinnati taxpayers $455 million. What does the team have to show for this titanic sum? Chris Henry, Odell Thurman, a losing record, and ESPN's punchlines.

Cincinnati: bewildered, lost in the maze of humiliation and embarrassment.

That's why the Cincinnati Labyrinth Project is not content with leaving the labyrinth in the metaphorical ether. What better way to find our way out than by constructing a massive stone labyrinth in the very locus of our lostness?

My fellow Cincinnatians: meander the anfranctuous passages of shame no more! Meaning, discovery, and order we can yet find at the end of the tunnels.

Join our efforts to convert lost to found, entrapped to free, sinuous to straight.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seriously. We all know Marvin Lewis didn't want to re-enlist Chris Henry. But apparently Mr. Brown is OK with convicts.

Anonymous said...

I don't know. A lot of people have been laying all the blame on Mike Brown, but Marvin has his fair share of blunders, too.

Anonymous said...

Oh, please! Don't be so naive.

Anonymous said...

I find Crete on magnetism, salvific or procodic, to be a bit tough to swallow. For someone who has long been so critical of sustainable lostness, these words do seem a bit hollow, no?

Anonymous said...

funny that yall be trying to call out the bengals. we'll be back in 09. 13-3, yall see.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe they might be trading Houshmanzada.

Anonymous said...

He was our last hope. The only true tiger on the prowl on the field.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know where I could find some readable analysis on Crete? His work is really dense.

Anonymous said...

I don't know about your blog, but your article is nicely written.